I have a new catch phrase “that’s so not evergreen”… A friend said this to me while I stepped on a spider that was crawling toward me..whoops
If I end up going there everyone will say this to everything I do (besides the vegan part).
That’s okay. We can all be so not Evergreen together. We’ll eat unhealthy and squash spiders and watch movies that appeal to neither stoners or hipsters.
cloudy with a chance of me not getting laid this summer
"Lover, I am a Witch. Never trust my moderation or good sense to triumph over the conviction that I am always right."
I wonder if my selfies have ever been masterbated to