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Posted 8 hours ago with 22759 notes
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mattandjones:

rafrica:

manfuckyopride:

zzadroga:

WHERE THEFUCK IS THE FULL VERSIODNF

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SIS!!!!

i’m legitimately not joking this ripped out every follicle from my entire body

Posted 8 hours ago with 15795 notes

aksarah:

nikkalick:

The Fates but instead of three old ladies they’re the McElroy brothers

I’m your crone brother, Justin McElroy…

I’m your matron brother, Travis McElroy!…

I’m your sweet maiden brother, Griffin McElroy.

Posted 9 hours ago with 136035 notes

leupagus:

haviary:

the fact that the Russian language doesn’t have articles makes me go ??????????????? because in a native English speaker’s head it sounds like a hilarious shitpost type thing

 so when you ask someone “Где водка?” it translates to “where is the vodka?”

 but in my horrible backwards english brain if I don’t see any articles I assume they aren’t there, so yelling “ГДЕ ВОДКА” translates to “WHERE VODKA” like some kind of drunken maniac who you definitely should not give vodka to

Speaking as a Russian-American who speaks the language and knows a fair share of Russian-Russians, even if Russians did have articles they would still slam open the door yelling “WHERE VODKA” at all times.

Posted 13 hours ago with 17949 notes
kari-izumi:
“ imaginarycircus:
“This isn’t a mic drop. This is the birth of a black hole.
”
This wasn’t a murder I witnessed, but a mass execution
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kari-izumi:

imaginarycircus:

This isn’t a mic drop. This is the birth of a black hole.

This wasn’t a murder I witnessed, but a mass execution

Posted 13 hours ago with 123018 notes

wlwshehulk:

shmoobeardraws:

so i was thinking, what if in Mile’s universe, MJ was actually just Zendaya 

@mjrey

Posted 15 hours ago with 21827 notes

givemearmstopraywith:

in 2009 florence welch said “leave all your love and your longing behind, you can’t carry it with you if you want to survive” and in 2018 she said “the loneliness never left me, i always took it with me, but i can put it down in the pleasure of your company” and that is growth

Posted 15 hours ago with 86912 notes

hemipelagicdredger:

loreweaver:

derinthemadscientist:

authoratmidnight:

edgy-night-fury:

c0ffeekitten:

water-shape:

Sun halo, Sweden

Is this why people describe angels like this??

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wait.. you mean this is real???

Oh! These are called Sun Dogs!

Basically it’s sun light being reflected off of ice crystals within the cirrus cloud, with the ice crystals acting like prisms.

I don’t… I don’t like it.

I DO

“Ezekiel saw the wheel, way up in the middle of the air”!

Posted 15 hours ago with 200070 notes

ppaction:

medranochav:

feeli-manning:

This is Susan Robinson, one of the last people in the country who can preform late term abortions after the murder of Dr. George Tiller. This is from an awesome documentary called After Tiller, about the last 4 late-term abortion practitioners in the country.

This documentary is so so powerful and also available on Netflix! I highly recommend it

it’s also on youtube: https://youtu.be/rvavyqrmbWc

Nearly 99% of all abortions in the US occur before 21 weeks. Of those that happen late in pregnancy, many are due to complex circumstances, including severe fetal anomalies.

Posted 1 day ago with 241928 notes

sex-drugs-scooby-snacks:

cerulean-beekeeper:

skinnyteatime:

sirsmalldog:

my policy for “they’re just doing it for attention” has always been and always will be “then someone needs to pay attention to them”

I’ve always thought this

Let me tell you about the time I worked as a computer teacher for a small private school. My first day went well, but in the staff room that day I was told I was lucky that this one kid was out sick. No one could control him.

Next week, he was in. It took me 10 minutes to determine that I was dealing with a 10 year old kid who was incredibly intelligent, more than a little bored, and loved being the center of attention.

He was also black. I say this because I think that a intelligent, somewhat bored, attention-seeking white kid might have been treated differently.

So, day one I made him sit by himself where no one could see him to stop him from taking over the class (which he was clearly used to doing).

Day two: I paid close attention to when he finished (not surprising, he was first and did everything correctly). I immediately told him he was helping me, and paired him with a struggling student.

My hunch was right; he made a excellent teacher. He thrived on having this other kid’s attention. He wasn’t bored. He was one of my best students.

He was a bright kid. And he needed people to pay attention to him and would settle for any kind of attention he could get. But when he was able to channel that positively, he was a great student and a really helpful classmate.

IMPORTANT POINT HERE

Posted 1 day ago with 184622 notes
gayku:
“plasmalogical:
“ swdyww:
“ paigeagain:
“No offence but oh my god
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I can’t Stop ducking kaughifnbdhdhdhdhdhsBHhshshd
”
friendly reminder that if youre mean to tigger i WILL pull your whole spine out of you
” ”
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gayku:

plasmalogical:

swdyww:

paigeagain:

No offence but oh my god

I can’t Stop ducking kaughifnbdhdhdhdhdhsBHhshshd

friendly reminder that if youre mean to tigger i WILL pull your whole spine out of you

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Posted 1 day ago with 16129 notes

adult-sasuke:

remembering that kakashi was fuckign 26 years old when he got assigned team seven is blowing my mind right now. I was naruto’s age when I got sucked into this shit and now I’m kakashi’s and like,,,I get it. my man got assigned the generation’s WORST of the WORST gremlin children and he did the best he fuckin’ could. he nearly dies on every mission because sasuke refuses to go to anger management and naruto is so dumb he probably can’t even read. he’s got like 7 summons that are dogs and he could be spending all his time with them but is he/?? no. he’s got a sharingan making him so Perpetually Exhausted it’s a straight up medical condition and he has to spend all his free time restraining the two finalists of Konoha’s Next Top Orphan from getting people killed instead of like….teaching them. 26 years old and all that unbelievable bullshit. god. and!! then when he finally gets to take a fucking nap they make him hokage I honestly can’t believe he did it. wasn’t even 30 fucking years old. I can’t believe he didn’t leave the damn village himself.

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